alright i just woke up. sandwich time
okay, sammed wich eaten. now… stream methinks
pls hold for link
alright y’all rate my setup
could use more cat. Okay no wait, I just now noticed Pumpkin. 8 million out of 10
omg thank you thank you. hold on i gotta post this to reddit i think we’ve got a winner boys
btw lads - i know i’ve told pillow in stream, BUT. have i told y’all my cats Full Christian Names?? they are Marble Cream Cheese Brownie McRedacted and Pumpkin Spice Latte McRedacted
and YES. those are the names registered in the computer system at their vet. the desk lady (very nice!!! likes transformers and invader zim :D) calls them her “tasty treats,” i would die for her
other favorite nicknames for them:
marble:
- baby
- sweet boy
- OW MARBLE WHAT THE FUCK (he got me)
- big boy
- sweet baby boy
- sweet berber (pronounced BURR-BURR)
- mrow mow? (marble’s name in meownese)
- marble warble
- mr marble
- MARBLE CREAM CHEESE BROWNIE MCREDACTED GET OFF THE DRESSER
- marblemelon (courtesy of @wifiwulf04 )
pumpkin:
- darling boy
- look at this little BUSINESS MAAAAAN
- little boy
- sweet pumpkin
- darling pumpkin
- little MENACE
- nO YOU CANNOT STEP ON THAT
- pumpkin pie
- my little pumpkin croissant
- my little loaf of pumpkin bread
- PUMPKIN (said in demon voice)
(the mc-redacted is important, my name has a Mc in it so i have to include it. it’s part of the cadence, the vibe, the ridiculously-long-pet-name)
I immediately opened up my unfinished Celestial Sundown chapter 4 file to edit back on it before I even finished reading that



















